'You can dress him up but you can't take him anywhere' He might be a ripper feeder but crikey, it would be nice if he could get some in his mouth every now and again.
So after an industrial wash down he scrubbed up pretty okay and as you can see he loves a good feed..... but it's all puppy fat!
Then it was party time 'Party, Party, Party'.... These things are okay but I can't eat them hay, so where you put the cake!
'Now where talking but what's with the one candle mum, didn't we have any money left in the budget hay! Oh I get it i'm one year old so you gave me one candle... silly me, wait a minute if thats right then why didn't we have 42 candles for dad's birthday cake. That's right mum said it might start a house fire, and da
d said something that wasn't very nice by the look on mum's face' 'Are you going to eat me Nana Ann'
'Now for next year's birthday I would like another snake and another cake, but then again what about a snake cake... i'm a thinking baby hay'
But thats the end of the little fellas first birthday, and i'm sure theres a fair few more where that one came from. He loved all the toys and stu
ff he got, but had just as much fun with the boxes that the toys came in.